A Postcard—Teaching ESL in Japan

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The tortured sounds of the alphabet song drifted across the lobby for the fifth time that day. From the next room, rising above the muffled voices, I heard, “Teacher, what does it mean, ‘feces’?” I sighed and rubbed my eyes, fighting sleep.

“What is…. what is surprise?” Tomio, the pudgy bald Japanese salaryman sitting across from me, jiggled a leg beneath the table and looked up from his textbook. “I don’t know this word ‘surprise.'”

Without blinking an eye I nailed the table with my fist. Pens and pencils leaped to the floor. Tomio bleated like a startled sheep.

“Yeah, that’s it,” I said.

Bikkurishita! I am scared!” Struggling to control his fluttering heart, he twitched and squirmed and adjusted his tie. “You are mean! Ryan is mean!”

“Well, you won’t forget ‘surprise’ again, will you?”

 

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Ryan Murdock

Author of Vagabond Dreams: Road Wisdom from Central America. Host of Personal Landscapes podcast. Editor-at-Large (Europe) for Canada's Outpost magazine. Columnist at The Shift. Fellow of the Royal Geographical Society.

6 Comments

  • That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a week.
    Nice photo too. I think almost every single eikaiwa kyoshitsu in this country looks exactly like that. At least all the ones I’ve worked in.

  • Andy – I hear ya. I’ve always wanted to film the whole eikaiwa experience. An Office Space of ESL. No one who hasn’t done it would believe it. It can be a grind sometimes, but some moments make it all worthwhile… (i never claimed to be a good person…)

  • the alphabet song.
    the first “jingle” we learn
    try teaching a 4 year old the alphabet without singing it.
    the power of music, baby.
    tim

Ryan Murdock

Author of Vagabond Dreams: Road Wisdom from Central America. Host of Personal Landscapes podcast. Editor-at-Large (Europe) for Canada's Outpost magazine. Columnist at The Shift. Fellow of the Royal Geographical Society.

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